6:00 AMWake up call via cold nose to face😴
7:00 AMDramatic sighs because breakfast was 2 minutes late🙄
9:00 AMSniff inspection of the entire yard👃
11:00 AMFirst nap of the day (very important)💤
12:00 PMHowling at the mail carrier (sworn enemy)🐺
2:00 PMSunbeam relocation for optimal warmth☀️
3:00 PMSecond nap (equally important)😴
5:00 PMPre-dinner excitement wiggles🥳
6:00 PMInhaling dinner in 0.3 seconds🍽
7:00 PMCouch cuddle time (best part of the day)💗
8:00 PMStealing the warm spot when you get up😈
10:00 PMBedtime snuggles (hound = weighted blanket)💕